cecefredzilla: snaketeen: there’s a thin line between word and world get out
error-404-fuck-not-found: desti-el-ny: garrisonbabe: i fucking swear the fandom needs to start a petition to ensure that jensen gets the impala once supernatural has finished we can’t forget misha getting the trenchcoat and jared already got a wife out of the deal so he’s good
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
kobayashimarooned: padalackles: dent-arthur-dent: drarna: i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them. And he died in both of them and he still didn’t win an oscar
askandyoushallfeel: bejarj: this makes me so happy
akakioga: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
Supernatural Season 4: Only angels can have angel blades. They are incredibly dangerous and can kill almost anything.
Supernatural Season 8: YOU GET AN ANGEL BLADE, YOU GET AN ANGEL BLADE, EVERYONE GETS AN ANGEL BLADE
tetsuroishigaki: tetsuroishigaki: According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect” she laughed so hard i think she exploded
shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman
captaintoedrag: my problem with goalies is that they always blame themselves no matter what and they just look so defeated after a loss and sometimes I just wanna be like BRO LAY BACK AND HAVE A BEER AND LET YOUR TEAM SULK INSTEAD THOSE FUCKERS DID NOT HELP YOU OUT AT ALL
2Kewwwwl4U: I never understood why some guys are... →
myfriend-goo: throwingmyparentsoff: Like… She’s not the only one doing the sex. You are also doing the sex. YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX. HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO. Because its our job to try and it’s your job to say no. A key…
trisarahdactyl: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’